qv:

just becausw youre a man doesnt mean you cant be a girl

cryptotheism:

In a perfect and beautiful world, all problems caused by amphetamines could be solved with more amphetamines

powerburial:

Youre telling me the bartender is a mouse? Shes a girl whos a mouse? *chuckles warmly* That’s pretty out there. I’m too old for that kind of thing, but you have fun with that. *to myself after you walk away, but with no trace of spite in my voice* A bartender who’s a mouse… what will they think of next?

yungsquidward:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

fruitpilled-peachcel:

fruitpilled-peachcel:

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

sakrafka:

taming the beast

cali:

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

L woulda been out there serial killing too but he had a vitamin d deficiency and everytime he stood up he got overwhelmed by the shrimp colors

He took cocaine to do that

intactics-deactivated20211231:

and i don’t necessarily believe any of this i’m just saying words recreationally

wdhmbt:

A lot of people went on the computer and never came back

untrustyou:

Jordan Sullivan

tenderheart444:

vympr:

i studied multiple top 10 lists on google.com and came up with the below list of drinks for this poll. what’s your go-to drink

old fashioned

screwdriver

mojito

whiskey sour

daiquiri

cosmopolitan

rum and coke

long island iced tea

moscow mule

negroni

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neshamama:

david shrigley

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

pjackk:

Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt

can you do a horse drawing reveal